CraftyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ShockMC

bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

We are an amazing, cracked Lifesteal SMP server, that is mostly F2P, and really fun! Our staff. Map and everything is highly proffesionally set up, and ready for your adventure! Join us today!

play.shockmc.net:8015

BoxBrawl

#exciting, Adventure, Arena, battle, BoxBrawl, Boxpvp, Community, competitive, Fun, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minehut, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, Prison, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, video game

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	1115
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

box brawl is an all new BoxPVP experience that focuses on you the player yes that’s right no more crappy Minehut middle server instead you join directly through us and get a much better experience! so join today it’s a feature rich experience you do not wanna miss out on!

play.boxbrawl.cc:25576

▶ ️ REALLYWORLD ▶ ️ Empage server ▶ ️ server minecraft

Adventure, Boss Battles, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Empage server, Events, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, reallyworld, Roleplay, Server Minecraft, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

The description of the server server “Reallyworld Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

REALLYWORLD.GO.GGMINE.RU

Cosmic Stars Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, airhead, alien isolation, baby, Chuubas, Cosmic, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, Live streaming, Lost, online personality, Oshi, Realm, RikaNeko_ch, Stars, Streamer, tetris, twitch, Twitch channel, twitch streamer, Uoh, video games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Potions Brewed:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as RikaNeko_ch playing Alien Isolation? Look no further, our server is like a baby learning to play Tetris – cute, but totally clueless. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and madness. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Come on, click that link and let’s get weird together!

EduGoneByeByeCraft

current administration, Department of Education, Education Department, Education policy, Education reform, educational outcomes, educational resources, educational system, EduGoneByeByeCraft, federal agencies, future generations, government efficiency, government reform, government spending, national budget, policy changes, Political debate, political decisions, political opinions, public education, Trump supporters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Animals Bred:	157
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics and serious discussions? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have a Department of Education that is literally on fire! That’s right, instead of eliminating it, we decided to spice things up by setting it ablaze and watching it burn to the ground. Who needs education when you have a flaming building to admire? Plus, our server is full of Trump supporters who will debate the benefits of this fiery destruction all day long. So come on over and join the chaos, because who needs logic and reason when you have a flaming Department of Education?

GandBTech

Adventure, Community, Company, Creative, custom spawns, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, multiple worlds, ONLINE, PvE, Sandbox, Survival, tech support, Technology, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ores Mined:	7060	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Minecraft Server For The Tech Support Company GAndBTechnologies, this is a survival multiplayer with towny and mcmmo, custom spawns, multiple worlds

play.gandbtech.com

simplevanilasmp

Anarchy, Cheating, chill vibe, Community, Cosmetics, Donations, Economy, fair, FAIRPLAY, Hacks, Minecraft, Paytowin, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Ranks, respectful, Roleplay, rules, simplevanilasmp, Survival, swearing, Trade, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7435
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to SimpleVanillaSMP! I got tired of all the pay-to-win nonsense on other servers, so I decided to create a place where everyone can just enjoy the game in its purest form. No pay-to-win features, no unfair advantages—just good, clean survival Minecraft. While community donations are crucial to keeping the server running, they won’t get you any gameplay advantages. Donating may grant you cool ranks or cosmetics, but the game itself will stay fair for everyone.

This server is all about fair play. We’re not an anarchy server, so cheating is not allowed. If you’re looking for a server where cheating is okay, there are plenty out there, and I’m happy to recommend some to you. Just DM me or a mod/admin, and we can point you in the right direction. Otherwise, please keep the game fair and fun for everyone by avoiding any cheats or hacks. Let’s all play by the same rules!

Feel free to use light swearing in chat, but please be respectful to others. If someone asks you to stop, simply do so—it’s all about maintaining a chill and welcoming vibe. You can also enjoy the player-driven economy with player shops, trade, and more. This is your server to build, trade, and have fun with the community!

simplevanilasmp.play-network.io:26910

Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6237	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	4535	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

River Flow Ruckus

#sustainability, climate change, coastal economies, commercial fish stocks, conservation, Ecosystem Services, ecosystems, environmental impact, findings, Fishing Industry, flow, global warming, marine biodiversity, marine life, marine productivity, mediterranean sea, reduced flow, river, river flow, Ruckus, study, water demand, water scarcity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, compete, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, Explore, Ip:, Minecraft, money system, Players, Plugins, PORT, RICHEST, Rtp, smp, Staff, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Ethereal SMP Overview
Server Name:	Ethereal SMP
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features:	RTP (Random Teleport) /sit, /spin commands Team creation Money system based on diamonds Custom advancements plugin
Discord:	Join Discord
IP:	play.etherealsmp.net
Bedrock Port:	25565

FAQ

Question: Can I join the server as a new player?	Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
Question: How often does the server reset?	Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?	Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
Question: How can I become staff on the server?	Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?	Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Question: Can I create my own team on the server?	Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

NoGFNoEntryCraft

Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mines Excavated:	3947
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyNahOutMoment

awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!