CraftyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
New Chunks Explored:	811532	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Farms Harvested:	152	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

Momma’s Basement Minecraft Server

basement, Boundaries, challenging conversations, co-dependency, Communication, Confronting, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, Enmeshment, family dynamics, guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, individual growth, living arrangements, long-term plans, mindset, Minecraft, mommas, overbearing mother, personal growth, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, Server, Therapy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your girlfriend’s mom? Do you want to escape the clutches of an overbearing mother-in-law before you even tie the knot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).

We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.

So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!

ExAckedGrief – Minecraft Server

acknowledging, acknowledging ex, Brewery, Buddies, cheers, conflicting opinions, current girlfriend, Divorce, ex husband, ex wife, ExAckedGrief, high school sweethearts, hometown visit, Minecraft, new husband, overreacting, past relationships, relationship boundaries, Respect, Server, social etiquette, spare bedroom, split opinions.

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex and your current girlfriend both log on and start fighting over you in the chat. Will you choose to side with your high school sweetheart or your new flame? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense PvP action either way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exes, drama queens, and love triangles galore. You never know what will happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions.

Join now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have ex-lovers and jealous girlfriends to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockyLastWords

bedside manner, bizarre confession, BlockyLastWords, deathbed confession, emotional moments, end of life, end of life care, final moments, Healthcare, healthcare workers, hospice care, last words, Medical Profession, Nurses, nursing profession, passing away, patient confession, patient stories, reddit, shocking confession, unexpected confession

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	6276	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Calling all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to witness the most shocking, bizarre, and unexpected confessions from our players right before they “pass away” in-game. From confessing their undying love for a block of dirt to revealing their secret obsession with collecting virtual chickens, you never know what you’ll hear on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nurse NPC, who will listen to all your woes and heal your Minecraft wounds with her magical potions. And rumor has it, she’s heard some pretty wild confessions from players on their deathbeds. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now!

GazaCraft: Trump Edition

Conflict, Diplomacy, economic development, Edition, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Own, palestine, Peace, Politics, Reconstruction, redevelopment plan, Take Over, trump, united states, US

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	4390
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so like, imagine this, right? we got this epic minecraft server that’s gonna be so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we’re gonna “take over” and “own” the whole server just like Trump wants to do with Gaza. but don’t worry, we’re gonna make it way more fun and way less political.

come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)

Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server

Cannabis, cannabis use disorder, comorbidity, CRAZE, cud, drug abuse, drug addiction, dual diagnosis, long-term effects, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, research study, risk factors, Schizo, schizophrenia, Server, substance abuse, substance use

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4875	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever!

Distant Horizon

active community, Adventure, anti-griefing protections, Builders, Challenges, creations, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, Events, Explorers, Friends, Leaderboards, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Animals Bred:	195
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

play.disthorizon.com:25567

VikingsMC

alliances, Challenges, Community, Competition, construction, Cross-Play, Currency, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Hardcore, Jobs, KitPvP, Map, Minecraft, Nations, Protection, PvE, PvP, Raids, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, VikingsMC

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Votes:	2242
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

VikingsMC – Server Minecraft Survival Earth Vikingsmc is a survival server with a personalized land map, ideal for exploration, construction and competition.

Main features:

The Earth-Based map: the faithful replica of the Earth with emblematic locations. Nations and alliances: Create nations, form alliances or conquer territories. Personalized economy: jobs, players trade and virtual currency. Unique events: raids, PVP, Pve and seasonal challenges. Territory protection: safety for players’ bases. Active community: friendly staff and discord for organization.

vikings.mcnetwork.me

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, Server, skill, smp, survival server, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2347	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Finalwind Minecraft Server Information

Description
Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?	While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Question

Answer

How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit?

While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind is a server that effectively creates endless content for players by adding clans, custom armor and weapons (some of which are very hard to obtain, and give a considerable advantage in PvP), events, and quests. Through this, a player is never ‘out of things to do’ as you might find yourself doing on a vanilla server. On Finalwind, there are minimal rules, basically only one to note; no cheating. We want to retain the skill it takes to engage in player versus player combat.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4 Check out our Discord!: discord.finalwindserver.com Check out our website!: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Maybe check out our trailer!: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realm of Idols 1.20.4

1.20.4, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, eiex, Enya Ignis, ETERNAL, idol company, idol corp, idol encore, idol endless, idol eternals, idol genesis, idol wildfyre, IDOLS, kai saikota, Kawaii, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Nikki Rei, phase connect, pixel link, poko rakun, Realm, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V4Mirai, virtual youtuber, VReverie Extended, Vtuber, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

VacayVeto: No Cancels, Just Diamonds

CANCELLATION, Cancels, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, diamonds, disagreement, family bonding, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, Memories, parents, Priorities, quality time, relationships, special moments, vacation planning, vacation plans, VacayVeto

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Dragon Eggs Found:	6023

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws canceling a vacation? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting canceled is any chance of peace and quiet.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.

Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.

Block Breakupz

BLOCK, Breakupz

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	2869	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

On our Minecraft server, the only thing that kills relationships is when your friend steals all your diamonds and builds a secret base without you. But don’t worry, we have a therapy llama named Larry who specializes in resolving friendship disputes over virtual riches. Join us for a wild ride of drama, betrayal, and pixelated treasure hunts! Who needs couples therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

CraftyCanuckTrading

agreements, Business, Canada, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTrading, diplomatic relations, Economy, ecuador, export, Global markets, Government, Import, international relations, international trade, negotiations, North America, Pact, tariff threats, trade deals, trade policy, trump

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz, cardiovascular health, cholesterol and aging, cholesterol and disease correlation, cholesterol and eye diseases, cholesterol and glaucoma, cholesterol and health risks, cholesterol and lipid metabolism, cholesterol and vision health, cholesterol levels, cholesterol paradox, cholesterol research, eye health, glaucoma risk, good cholesterol, health, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, lower risk, over 55s, Paradox

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9512	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ores Mined:	8588

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our cholesterol levels is the fun we have! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant cholesterol monster that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?

ChacheCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Join play.chachecraft.net, a friendly Cobblemon Minecraft server! Explore, catch Pokémon, and build in a fun, welcoming small community. Adventure awaits!

play.chachecraft.net

SpK SkyBlock

Community, custom islands, Custom Script, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Gaming, high quality, January 2025, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, play.spknetwork.net, Roleplay, RPG Addon, Scripts, Server, Skyblock, SpK Network, Survival, Unique Textures, Version 1.21.

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

SpK Network is a newly opened minecraft server, it was opened in January 2025 with unique textures and scripts to make your game on our server as high quality and interesting as possible, on our skyblock server you can expect everything… starting with dungeons, custom islands, custom script, rpg addon and much more.

So join us, we are waiting for you!!!

Version: 1.21+ IP: play.spknetwork.net

Discord: discord.gg/vs9CfJkURm

play.spknetwork.net:25615