CraftyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

EduGoneByeByeCraft

current administration, Department of Education, Education Department, Education policy, Education reform, educational outcomes, educational resources, educational system, EduGoneByeByeCraft, federal agencies, future generations, government efficiency, government reform, government spending, national budget, policy changes, Political debate, political decisions, political opinions, public education, Trump supporters

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3712
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old politics and serious discussions? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have a Department of Education that is literally on fire! That’s right, instead of eliminating it, we decided to spice things up by setting it ablaze and watching it burn to the ground. Who needs education when you have a flaming building to admire? Plus, our server is full of Trump supporters who will debate the benefits of this fiery destruction all day long. So come on over and join the chaos, because who needs logic and reason when you have a flaming Department of Education?

GandBTech

Adventure, Community, Company, Creative, custom spawns, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, multiple worlds, ONLINE, PvE, Sandbox, Survival, tech support, Technology, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Minecraft Server For The Tech Support Company GAndBTechnologies, this is a survival multiplayer with towny and mcmmo, custom spawns, multiple worlds

play.gandbtech.com

simplevanilasmp

Anarchy, Cheating, chill vibe, Community, Cosmetics, Donations, Economy, fair, FAIRPLAY, Hacks, Minecraft, Paytowin, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Ranks, respectful, Roleplay, rules, simplevanilasmp, Survival, swearing, Trade, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7726	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to SimpleVanillaSMP! I got tired of all the pay-to-win nonsense on other servers, so I decided to create a place where everyone can just enjoy the game in its purest form. No pay-to-win features, no unfair advantages—just good, clean survival Minecraft. While community donations are crucial to keeping the server running, they won’t get you any gameplay advantages. Donating may grant you cool ranks or cosmetics, but the game itself will stay fair for everyone.

This server is all about fair play. We’re not an anarchy server, so cheating is not allowed. If you’re looking for a server where cheating is okay, there are plenty out there, and I’m happy to recommend some to you. Just DM me or a mod/admin, and we can point you in the right direction. Otherwise, please keep the game fair and fun for everyone by avoiding any cheats or hacks. Let’s all play by the same rules!

Feel free to use light swearing in chat, but please be respectful to others. If someone asks you to stop, simply do so—it’s all about maintaining a chill and welcoming vibe. You can also enjoy the player-driven economy with player shops, trade, and more. This is your server to build, trade, and have fun with the community!

simplevanilasmp.play-network.io:26910

Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Star Shards Collected:	222
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Farms Harvested:	361
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

River Flow Ruckus

#sustainability, climate change, coastal economies, commercial fish stocks, conservation, Ecosystem Services, ecosystems, environmental impact, findings, Fishing Industry, flow, global warming, marine biodiversity, marine life, marine productivity, mediterranean sea, reduced flow, river, river flow, Ruckus, study, water demand, water scarcity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of lava! climate change? pfft, we thrive on chaos and destruction here! our marine productivity is off the charts, with fish so big they could swallow you whole! forget about commercial fish stocks, we have mythical sea creatures that will make you question reality. join us and help save our endangered ecosystems by building underwater cities and fighting off evil sea monsters. coastal economies? more like coastal party time! come on in, the water’s fine (and also on fire)!

Ethereal SMP

Adventure, bedrock, compete, custom advancements, diamonds, Discord, Ethereal, Explore, Ip:, Minecraft, money system, Players, Plugins, PORT, RICHEST, Rtp, smp, Staff, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Ethereal SMP Overview
Server Name:	Ethereal SMP
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features:	RTP (Random Teleport) /sit, /spin commands Team creation Money system based on diamonds Custom advancements plugin
Discord:	Join Discord
IP:	play.etherealsmp.net
Bedrock Port:	25565

FAQ

Question: Can I join the server as a new player?	Answer: Yes, we welcome new players to join Ethereal SMP!
Question: How often does the server reset?	Answer: The server resets every year, so you don’t need to worry about losing your builds.
Question: Is there a way to teleport randomly on the server?	Answer: Yes, we have RTP (Random Teleport) plugin for players to explore new locations.
Question: How can I become staff on the server?	Answer: You can apply for staff positions on our Discord server.
Question: What can I do with diamonds on the server?	Answer: Diamonds are used as currency, where 1 diamond is equal to $100 in-game. You can compete with other players to see who can be the richest!
Question: Can I create my own team on the server?	Answer: Yes, you can create your own team with your friends and have fun together!

Mind Realm Odyssey 1.20.5

1.20.5, adult content, Anime, Dark, Disturbing, explicit, graphic, hentai, Manga, manga scanlation, manga translation, Manipulation, mental health, Mind, mind control, mind-bending, mindbreak, odyssey, Psychological, psychological torture, Realm, scanlator group, Trauma, Twisted

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7289	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – it’s gonna mindbreak your scanlator group! Yeah, you heard me right, your scanlator group is gonna be mindbroken into a whole new level of existence, man. It’s gonna be like, whoa, mind blown, literally! So, like, if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and make your brain do backflips, then this server is where it’s at, my dude. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure, join now and prepare to have your reality shattered into a million pieces!

NoGFNoEntryCraft

Birthday Party, Black, brother, Christmas card, close friends, dress code, ENGAGEMENT, family, Girlfriend, NoGFNoEntryCraft, overreacted, Party, photos, red, relationship, roommates, Rude, Siblings, sister-in-law, tradition, White

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	1487	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyNahOutMoment

awkward, awkward moments, bad dates, bad first dates, biggest nah, CraftyNahOutMoment, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, deal breakers, EMBARRASSING, funny, I’m out moment, instant turn offs, nope moments, red flags, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date ever

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

FloralCove

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Animals Bred:	111
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5530
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

smp.floralcove.fun

Eviyon Network

battle, bedwar, Bedwars, building, challenge, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Eviyon Network, Experience, Faction, gameplay, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Practice, PvP, Skyblock, skywar, Survival, Variety

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	2600	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Eviyon Network is a Minecraft network that offers a variety of different game modes for players to enjoy, such as BedWar, SkyBlock, Survival, Faction, SkyWar, Practice and more. Each game mode offers its own unique gameplay experience, allowing players to choose the type of game they want to play. Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a creative building project, or a fast-paced battle, Eviyon Network has something for everyone.

mc.eviyon.net

LIMITLESS SMP

#youtube, 24/7, artists, bliss plugins, Challenges, Events, friendly community, Google Forms, Jerold, Levels, LifeSteal, Limitless, Lore, Modded, Pedos, safe space, smp, Staff, twitch, video application, YouTuber, Zero hate tolerance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Potions Brewed:	65
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Limitless SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
24/7 Server	Enjoy a rare vanilla Minecraft experience
Active Members	Engage in PvP, build, lore, or diverse gameplay
Growing Community	Perfect environment for YouTube or Twitch growth
Multiple SMPs	Future plans for modded, levels, lifesteal, and more
Respectful Players	No PvP pressure if you prefer a different playstyle
Events & Challenges	Regularly hosted events and challenges for all players
Zero Hate Tolerance	Safe space for all players with a strict anti-hate policy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Limitless SMP?

Limitless SMP offers a diverse gameplay experience with active members, community events, and a zero hate tolerance policy. Whether you’re a builder, grinder, lore writer, PvP enthusiast, or content creator, there’s something for everyone on our server.

How can I apply to join Limitless SMP?

You can apply by filling out the Google Forms linked below or by joining our open application Discord server. If you’re a YouTuber, consider making a video application to showcase your content.

Apply with Google Forms: Google Forms Link

Join our Discord server: Discord Link

Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.6

#Movie love, 1.20.6, all-time favorites, beloved movies, beloved titles, best movies, cherished titles, cinematic gems, Enchanted, favorite movies, film favorites, film suggestions, Kingdoms, movie faves, movie recommendations, movie titles, must watch films, really like, The Light Between Oceans, top film choices, top movie picks, Top Picks

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Items Found:	5395	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

OMG, bro, if you like movies, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like being in your favorite movie but with blocks and creepers! Imagine building your own version of “The Light Between Oceans” but with a twist – maybe the oceans are made of lava and the lighthouse is actually a giant chicken! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come join us and let’s make movie magic in Minecraft!