CraftyTimeMachine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

Divine Mindset 1.20.4

1.20.4, creations, Different Races, Divine, elaborate, equal opportunity, Fail, Game, genetic defects, getting along, GOD, goddammit, iq, Logic, mindset, physical appearances, Race, varying circumstances

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can be any race you want, even if it’s a Minecraft race. We give you different physical appearances because why not? You can be born under crazy circumstances and have all sorts of genetic defects, it’s a party! Your IQ will be mostly associated with your race, but don’t worry, we won’t elaborate on that. Why aren’t my creations getting along? I gave them all an equal opportunity in my game, if they fail, that’s on them, goddammit! Join now and witness the chaos unfold!

ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown

AMERICANS, confusion, control, controversy, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Federal, federal agencies, Government, Impact, influence, innovation, leadership, Musks, Politics, power, Programs, questions, Shutdown, smp, society, speculation, Technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	293
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!

CraftyExecOrders

American government, balance of power, checks and balances, Congress, congressional oversight, constitutional law, CraftyExecOrders, Decision making, Democracy, executive orders, Governance, Government, law making, legislation, policy making, political system, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, united states, US president

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme just like a US president with unlimited executive orders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of making crazy decisions without any consequences.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers explode glitter instead of blowing up your house, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking llamas, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and have a dance party with Endermen? Only here, my friend. Only here.

SurrenderCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, czech republic, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lipavsky, Minecraft, MODERN, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, political statement, russia, Server, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, talks, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	705	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchantments Applied:	255	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a disco queen in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and dance parties with creepers? Let’s show those zombies who’s boss on the dance floor!

GazaCraftUNPeace

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, gaza, GazaCraftUNPeace, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, solution, Tensions, trump, UN, united nations, world affairs

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

so, like, u know how trump was all like “hey gaza, do this” and france was all like “nah bro, we want UN to do it”? well, that’s basically what’s happening on this server. we reject all the boring proposals and advocate for crazy UN-led solutions.

join our server if u want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable community in the minecraft universe. we have wars, alliances, betrayals, and everything in between.

plus, we have the most epic builds u will ever see. imagine a giant chicken riding a dragon while playing a guitar made of diamonds. yeah, that’s the kind of stuff u will find on our server.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun, right? join now!

ATP Deficiency Craft

#CFS, ATP, ATP deficiency, autoimmune disorder, blood disorder, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Chronic illness, Covid-19, Craft, deficiency, discussion, energy production, FATIGUE, Hemolytic anemia, immune system, lack of ATP, long covid, mitochondrial disease, red blood cells, Symptoms, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have so much ATP, you’ll never run out of energy!

This server is so lit, it’ll cure your long covid and CFS with its magical mitochondria powers. Say goodbye to hemolytic anemia because we’ve got all the ATP you need to keep you going strong in the virtual world.

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most energetic Minecraft server around!

SurvivalGlobal

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Towns Built:	7

SurvivalGlobal is a community centred Public Minecraft Network available for both Java and Bedrock players! Our server includes many innovative and unique ideas to keep players interested! Join us today on java today at SurvivalGlobal.net! Or Play.SurvivalGlobal.net with the port 25565 for bedrock

Play.Survivalglobal.net

Hello player is a vanilla server but with TPA and SPAWN server minecraft

Minecraft, Server, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	193853
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Description server server “Hello player is a vanilla server but with TPA and Spawn” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

AndoVanil.aternos.me

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.1

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #Londoners, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.1, Anniversary BGM, bgm, Birthday BGM, bond level, Collabs, cooking simulator vr, Council, COVER Corp, cover song, daydream, Death Note Movie Watchalong, defamation, Ender Magnolia, ETERNAL, Fanfic Listing, hololive english, Kingdoms, Kronii Love, LA Popup Parade, Leaks.., Member BGM, merch, Music, MV, original song, Perish Please, Promise, Rise, schizos, Signalis, Souten ni Moyu, starting over, STREAMS, Woman In The Kitchen

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like if Kronii from hololive decided to start her own virtual world and it’s lit AF. Like, imagine building your own house while listening to Kronii’s original songs and game BGM in the background. It’s like living in a virtual concert, man. Plus, the community is so hype, they even have their own fanfic listing and merch list. And if you’re into streams, they got you covered with a schedule that’s more organized than my life. So, come join us and remember, Kronii love! Also, if you see any schizos or Londoners, just report and ignore them. Let’s keep this place pure and full of Kronii vibes, ya feel me?

DisapointCraft

coping, DisapointCraft, Disappointment, disappointment advice, disappointment coping strategies, disappointment help, disappointment management, disappointment mental health, disappointment recovery, disappointment resilience, disappointment self-care, disappointment self-reflection, disappointment support, disappointment tips, emotions, managing emotions, mental health, positive thinking, resilience, self reflection, self-care

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	3524	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Feeling down? Join our Minecraft server and let your disappointment melt away like a block of ice in a lava pit! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got unicorns roaming the land, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes instead of exploding. So come on over and let us turn that frown upside down!

Immune Boosting Warriors

BOOSTING, Cancer, Chronic illness, chronic illness and cancer, chronic infections, chronic infections and cancer., Fighting, flagging, immune, immune system, immune system burnout, immune system fighting, long-term conditions, Mechanism, mechanism for reinvigorating, mechanism for reinvigorating the immune system, Preventing immune system burnout, reinvigorating, scientists, STOP, Uncovered, Warriors

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magic Items Found:	5889	Ores Mined:	5411
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

hey u, yea u! r u tired of ur immune system bein’ all like “nah, i’m done fightin’” when u got chronic illness or cancer? well, do we have the solution for u! come join our minecraft server and we’ll reinvigorate ur immune system like never before!

imagine ur immune system as a tired lil’ warrior, but we got the secret potion to make it all like “let’s do this!” we got scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure ur immune system stays strong and ready to kick some butt!

so what r u waitin’ for? join our server and let’s show chronic illness and cancer who’s boss! plus, we got some pretty epic builds and mini-games to keep u entertained while ur immune system gets its groove back. come on, what r u waitin’ for? let’s do this!

The UknownMC

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Minigames Factions Skyblock Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Modded RPG UHC Anarchy Vanilla Whitelist Buildbattle, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

The UnknownMC is a free to play vanilla experience, it’s Minecraft without the BS! Join today at theunknownmc.com!

theunknownmc.com

Nautilus Network

Cross-Play, FarmBox, FNAFBOX, landbox, minecraft server, Nautilus Network, OneBlock, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Server with the modalities of OneBlock, Farmbox, Landbox and FNAFBOX. Join the best PVP server in history

nautilusmc.us:25403

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, apathetic healing, Apathy, coping mechanism, depression, Echoes, Emotional healing, emotional numbness, emotional well being, Ethereal, existentialism, healing, indifference, insignificance, mental health, Mental Wellness, nihilism, pain relief, perspective shift, self-care, unimportance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magic Items Found:	2490	Enchantments Applied:	151

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of the real world sucking balls, come join our Minecraft server where nothing fucking matters unironically!

We’ve got pixelated pigs that fly, diamonds that talk shit to you, and creepers that do the Macarena when they explode.

Join us and let go of all that pain and depression by building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm with a llama named Carl who wears sunglasses and smokes a pipe.

Trust me, once you see a cow breakdancing in a disco club made of obsidian, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness consume you!

BrickhausCraft

advanced exam, Bilingual, BrickhausCraft, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Fluency, German, language barrier, language challenge, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language switch, Marriage, relationship, speaking skills, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	184
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speaking German is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for a wild ride of linguistic adventures as we immerse ourselves in the German language like never before.

Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every player you encounter must be communicated with in German. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are endless.

Join us and experience the thrill of speaking German 24/7, just like our player who is preparing for an advanced German exam. Will you sound like yourself, or will you surprise even your closest loved ones with your newfound linguistic skills?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to level up your German proficiency while having a blast in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in German by the time you reach the End dimension!