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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8774 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7853 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 3609 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!