CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

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HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1083

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.