CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

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HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Animals Bred:	148	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Void Gems Collected:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Crops Grown:	9177
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Dragon Eggs Found:	3739	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ores Mined:	5886	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	1092
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.