CraftyTeslaWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	118
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ores Mined:	7416	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	531	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	261200	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	200
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	6051
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Farms Harvested:	642
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9959	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	153
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	224	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4