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TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	4217	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	974	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Animals Bred:	91	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	627794	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	20

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5