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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6556 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4942 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.
if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?
so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
