CraftyTalibanBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you heard about this crazy new Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the chain? You gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing tuxedos. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be crowned the Pig Whisperer and gain special powers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies.

Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the coolest place ever, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s go on this crazy adventure together!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2067	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Xp smp

Economy, Survival

Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Boukeys McMMO

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Boukey’s McMMO – Active staff – no lag – 100% uptime – Economy system – Hosted in the Netherlands

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Armoury

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mustardrealms

Casual, Multiplayer Survival, PvP

Server Information

Welcome to MustardRealms – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

Server Description:Embark on an extraordinary journey at MustardRealms, where we redefine the Minecraft multiplayer experience! With a vibrant community, exciting gameplay features, and dedicated staff, we offer a haven for adventurers seeking endless fun and limitless creativity.

Server Features:

Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with breathtaking landscapes and captivating secrets.Engage in thrilling PvP battles or team up with friends to take over.Immerse yourself in a dynamic economy system, where trading and resource management are key to success.Unlock a wide range of custom cosmetic items, pets, mounts, and more to personalize your character and showcase your style.Join a friendly and supportive community, where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to share their passion for gaming.Enjoy regular updates and new content additions that keep the adventure fresh and enticing

Server IP: play.mustardrealms.netJoin us now and start your epic journey at MustardRealms!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The BDGCraft

Creative, KitPvP

Welcome to BDGCraft! BDGCraft is a 1.15.1 Minecraft Server Including many different modes, including: KitPvP Creative Survival Modded Survival Earth Survival

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Magic voxels

Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Ranks, Economy, Friendly, No Grief, Pve Survival, Small

Magic Voxels is a Minecraft Survival Economy Server for Java edition players.

Who we are:

We are a small, friendly community, the core members have played together on various versions of our server for over a decade and we welcome new players. Magic Voxels is created out of love for the game, there are no donator ranks or perks here, we’re not about taking money off our players.

It is easy to join and just start playing because we stay true to the vanilla experience!

Why we are different:

We have a one of a kind set of gameplay enhancing plugins which are very similar to skyblock item gathering challenges which let you earn special scrolls, which can be exchanged for ranks and custom items.

You will not see our custom plugins on any other server, they were created by our owner who is a professional java developer for his day job, but our plugins do not get in the way of gameplay, there are no silly gimmicks here!

We know how to run a balanced server, we’ve been running our small, friendly community for over a decade.

So:

If you’re looking for;

A friendly Server which welcomes new players.The complete opposite of pay to win.No grief, no cheat environment.Survival economy.Challenging gameplay.

You’ve found it!

play.dbdmc.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SimAlley Sheepies

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AssassinPvP

KitPvP

IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Miracle mc skyblock

Skyblock

MiracleMC Is a place Where You Can Play A Simple Or Harder Skyblock. We Have Island Challenges that Each Lead To The Other Although This Server Isnt Popular I would Greatly Appreciate It If You Gave Us A Chance.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChillMines

Mini Games, Prison

CHILLMINES

OP custom prison server. – Custom Enchants – Private Mines – Pets – Much more!

ChillMines is a fun non pay to win custom enchants prison server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Breakdown Servers

Economy, Pixelmon

Welcome to Breakdown Servers.

We support the following mods on all of our servers!

Pixelmon CustomNPCs

Come join Breakdown Servers to have a time like no other! You won’t regret it!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Koolsurvival

Adventure, Chill, Discord, Friendly staff, Slimefun, Survival

This server is an extension to the KoolFreedom FreeOP Minecraft server.

This was the original server back in the day before it was a FreeOP server, this server was also at one point going to be a semi-anarchy server, but that never was going to work out because it would be chaos.

This is just your basic survival server, nothing too special. IF YOU DO BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON, SOMEONE WITH CREATIVE MODE WILL RE-SPAWN IT. Withers are enabled, all the fun stuff is there for everyone to enjoy.

The IP to the server is s.koolfreedom.eu.org

Enjoy your time, if you do join!!!!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftGamez

Economy, PvP, Survival

From CityBuild to BedWars, we offer a lot of building and playing fun on our network. Join today and enter /vote on CityBuild 1 to receive a “vote box”. (there are mega jackpots!)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RGS Union Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Small anarchy survival server with no rules. Hacks, cheats, anything is allowed. Ranks would be added in the future if player count increases. Feel free to join if interested. Version 1.8-1.15.x support.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7368	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Infiniplains

Welcome to InfiniPlains! (not actually infinite)

Here you can enjoy vanilla survival Minecraft with your friends! Our server does not have official rules but please use common sense while playing! Have fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”