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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7466 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 53 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
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