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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3562 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?