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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5321 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2154 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?