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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 604 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?