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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5270 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?