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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8270 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Votes: | 5442 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?