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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6800 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?