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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 434 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?