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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4849 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Votes: | 1484 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 9924 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?