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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 216 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?