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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4513 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1842 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?