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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4744 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1717 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Our server is so amazing that players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give them the power to summon a herd of dancing cows. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare to be amazed by the sheer ridiculousness of it all!