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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4282 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Animals Bred: | 21 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Our server is so amazing that players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give them the power to summon a herd of dancing cows. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare to be amazed by the sheer ridiculousness of it all!