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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9813 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!
Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).
So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!
