CraftySisNoTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	3729	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	156	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FiredFastMC SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5430	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
New Chunks Explored:	223516	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Items Found:	5926	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.