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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2123 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 9679 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Join dis server if you wanna ride a pig into battle, like a freakin’ knight on a noble steed. We got creepers that moonwalk and skeletons that do the cha-cha slide, it’s lit, fam.
Oh, and get this, we got a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the villagers. They be bustin’ out some sick moves, I swear. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making rainbows appear outta thin air.
So, if you wanna be part of the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then come on down. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, there are equally as many “oldest” children as there are “youngest” children on this server. Yeah, wrap your head around that one, bro.