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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1916 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 106 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3019 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Join dis server if you wanna ride a pig into battle, like a freakin’ knight on a noble steed. We got creepers that moonwalk and skeletons that do the cha-cha slide, it’s lit, fam.
Oh, and get this, we got a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the villagers. They be bustin’ out some sick moves, I swear. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making rainbows appear outta thin air.
So, if you wanna be part of the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then come on down. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, there are equally as many “oldest” children as there are “youngest” children on this server. Yeah, wrap your head around that one, bro.