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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4601 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Join dis server if you wanna ride a pig into battle, like a freakin’ knight on a noble steed. We got creepers that moonwalk and skeletons that do the cha-cha slide, it’s lit, fam.
Oh, and get this, we got a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the villagers. They be bustin’ out some sick moves, I swear. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making rainbows appear outta thin air.
So, if you wanna be part of the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then come on down. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, there are equally as many “oldest” children as there are “youngest” children on this server. Yeah, wrap your head around that one, bro.