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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3888 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Yo, listen up! dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity, like seriously. We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, I ain’t even playin’.
Join dis server if you wanna ride a pig into battle, like a freakin’ knight on a noble steed. We got creepers that moonwalk and skeletons that do the cha-cha slide, it’s lit, fam.
Oh, and get this, we got a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the villagers. They be bustin’ out some sick moves, I swear. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making rainbows appear outta thin air.
So, if you wanna be part of the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then come on down. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, there are equally as many “oldest” children as there are “youngest” children on this server. Yeah, wrap your head around that one, bro.
