CraftyShit Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday cake, Birthday Party, Cake, celebration, countdown, CraftyShit, dad, EAS alarm, emergency alert, family, family time, Happy Birthday, mfw, Minecraft, Missiles, nuclear war, Presents, Server, Surprise, TV, video game, video game gift

>be me >decide to log onto this Minecraft server for some birthday fun >join the server and immediately get a message saying “Happy Birthday! Prepare for a wild ride!” >start playing and suddenly the ground starts shaking >a giant cake appears in front of me with a sign that says “Blow out the candles to save the server!” >I blow out the candles and the cake explodes into a million fireworks >suddenly, a portal opens up and I’m sucked into a world where everything is made of cake >I have to fight off evil cake monsters and navigate through frosting rivers to find my way back to the real world >after hours of intense gameplay, I finally make it back to the server >everyone is cheering and congratulating me for saving the server with my birthday wish >10/10 would celebrate my birthday on this server again

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1970	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	178	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	607
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Potions Brewed:	49

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Potions Brewed:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	165	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!