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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1739 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never scam you…unless you count our totally legit diamond exchange program as a scam! Join us for a chance to trade your measly iron for shiny diamonds, all while avoiding those sneaky scammers out there.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of ruthless chickens riding on baby zombies that will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you dare to challenge them and claim their riches for yourself?
And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are rumored to grant wishes to those who can dance the Macarena while wearing a pumpkin on their head. It’s a strange tradition, but hey, who are we to question the ways of the forest?
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where scams are just part of the fun and the adventures are as wild as your imagination!
