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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
Endless Night Skies: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 158
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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