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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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