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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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