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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 539131
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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