CraftyRoasts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	60

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ores Mined:	7099
Star Shards Collected:	204	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8814	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	1826	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7202	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8735
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.