CraftyRoasts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	136
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	169
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mines Excavated:	2760	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dimension Hops:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Crops Grown:	6093
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5232	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	118

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6811
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2323

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.