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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6386 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 421 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
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