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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5219 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9186 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 2584 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!