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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6259 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.
But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!