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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Towns Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Villages Defended:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Animals Bred:	84
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	278160
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7356	Mines Excavated:	4398
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2292
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Runes Activated:	5

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4048	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Votes:	7159
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2085	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	4459	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Star Shards Collected:	75
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3669
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	9447	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com