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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3118 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!