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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4149 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!
