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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7464 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7926 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 191 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.