CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1091
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6181
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	2699	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	7920
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ores Mined:	1226	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

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So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ores Mined:	5639	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Scent Trail

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hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9090	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

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VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Villages Defended:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	687	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Emeralds Found:	1999
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExesMomGriefGang

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

History Buff SMP

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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.