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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2314 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.