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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9887 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.