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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5691 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Enchantments Applied: | 117 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6736 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.