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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5181 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9974 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.